Breaking The Broke- Sparta
It’s easy to not flinch when you’re trying to kill someone with your mind.
There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.
Drake - Days In The East
please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over
Or not being able to take your expired coupon.
or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy
Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker
Or because your dumbass read the sign wrong and thought it was 30% off when it clearly said “select items”
- Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
- Me 7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together