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dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

Thank you

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steezus-vice:

I’m running out of space.

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aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

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stinkacentral:

amazing

ironmaiven:

"I don’t give a shit about being approachable…" - Aubrey Plaza

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

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gotemcoach:

#SHHHH

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