May 2013
35 posts
pro tip
twerp-food:
never do anything. that way when girl says, “have you done/seen this?” u say “no” and it’s a DATE
6 tags
avengingimpala:
“Whatever happened to “Hey, I have some apples, would you like to buy them?”...”
– Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation (via nbcparksandrec)
“You either like me or you don’t. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how...”
– Daniel Franzese (via scorpiid)
5 tags
“Writing isn’t the same as speaking, I struggle with conversation”
– Alex Turner (via wanduring)
7 tags
“Just because you’re offended doesn’t make you right.”
– Ricky Gervais (via gq)
sstain:
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
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“That was the life you missed, working.”
– Magnificent Ruin (via nevver)
mytoecold:
my life is just a neverending series of “maybe i’ll feel better when i wake up”s
8 tags
Cosmo sex tip #225
cosmo-sex-tips:
Make light saber noises with your dick and smack her with it.
5 tags
abbysetcetera:
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
jacksayingshit:
ghostam:
How relationships work:
I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
basically
i’d rather be a golden retriever who lives with a nice upper class white family
“Rose
Granger
Rondo
Kobe
Westbrook
I have taken out all of your enemies...”
– Satan (via sunnyoceansandgoodweed)
2 tags
gelatins:
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
April 2013
63 posts
1 tag
ski-to-be-free:
mountains, snow, lakes and trees make me really happy
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago
alchemists:
moment of silence for all my wasted potential
“I just wait because I think people will find me. And I’m not the kind of person...”
– Ann Demeulemeester (via bostonroll)
